"Hormone" Harry Douglas from The Sensuous Senator is back to his old shenanigans again, but this time as the American Ambassador to Great Britain. He tells his wife Lois, that he has arranged a golf outing in Scotland for the weekend. Lois in turn tells Harry that she too will be gone for the weekend at a spa, and that their daughter Debbie will be gone visiting a girlfriend. Each then tells Perkins, their newly hired butler in their country home, of their plans. He stoically watches as each of them leave for the weekend.
So... Where's the farce? Harry, secretly returns to the empty house, having planned a romantic rendezvous with a sexy, next-door neighbor Marianne. This is no ordinary rendezvous as they plan to act out their fantasies, she a French maid and Harry as Tarzan. Debbie returns with her boyfriend Joe, believing they have the house to themselves for the whole weekend. Harry's secretary, Faye Baker, and Captain South of the U.S. Marine Corps arrive in the wake of a bomb threat at the embassy, and must set-up embassy communications in Harry's country home. Captain South places a squad of marines around the perimeter, and everybody is sealed in.
It soon becomes apparent that Faye was not hired for her secretarial abilities.
Harry hears Debbie talking to someone in her room and asks who it is. After a moment's hesitation, Debbie comes up with a brilliant idea and says, "It's my girlfriend Josephine." Joe now spends the rest of the play in and out of drag. To make matters worse, Hormone Harry becomes infatuated with Josephine, Captain South believes he is hot on the trail of a mad bomber, and accident prone Faye comes close to destroying Great Britain. Meanwhile, Perkins manages to get his tie caught in Debbie's jacket zipper and his hand super-glued to Faye's derriere.
In a normal farce, all this would probably be enough, but this is a Michael Parker play, which must have a surprising twist and turn at the end. Does the imperturbable Perkins find romance? Does Lois return for a weekend tryst of her own?
(In Order of Appearance)
Perkins – Doug Smedbron
Debbie Douglas – Nicole Behling
Harry Douglas – Glenn Villa
Lois Douglas – Beth Perry
Marian Murdoch – Laura Hintze
Joe – Austin Rockstroh
Captain South – Tim Kietzman
Faye Baker -Natasha Mortazavi
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Director – Mark Salentine
Set Designer – J. Michael Desper
Lighting Designer – Sal Markentine
Stage Managers – Jennifer Allen & Tim Crowley
Costume Designer – Karen Morgensen
Costume Assistant – Pat Boeck
Wig Master/Hair Stylist – Anthony Mackie
Sound Designers – Jan Pritzl & Mark Salentine
Properties Coordinator – Inge Adams